xcounterparts:

I wrote a haiku about summer vacation.

Why is it so hot
Is it Monday or Friday
Wait, is that the sun

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft
pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing


sodamnrelatable:

trying to remember my old passwords more like
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(Source: sophiealdred)

emmastonemetodeath:

My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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little-red-ridinghoodie:

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught)


sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

nonothingatall:

jendabenda:

jinglepandas:

egobus:

modified-grrrl:

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.

petition to fuck everyone

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